Minecraft: Adventures in Derp! Ep. 3: Woof woof!

MINECRAFT: ADVENTURES IN DERP!

This episode is missing something... I know! Iron!

Quest: Acquire Iron Ore!

The morning is coming! Let's start mining!

A good start... Wait a minute- The huge shaft!

I'm going to make some torches, to light up the darkness...

Let's get mining! Oh boy!

We're almost at the bottom of the shaft. 

Should I? Nah, too risky.

12 Ores of Iron! Aw yeah!

I need a torch, for some dark areas.

I guess I'll come here anyway...

I encountered some skeletons and fell here. Oh, I can make a tower with my dirt!

I'm gonna make some extra arrows before my skelly battle!

BONES! 2 of them! This will get me a dog for sure!

Looks like night time. I better head up.

I took a lot of screenshots, just for this blog. Good night!

I have some charcoal, so I'm gonna go find a wolf for my pet!

Covered my boat up. It won't float away, now.

HERE BOY! Want a Treat? Here you go! 2 Bones. Are you, eating them? *prays that the dog does't choke*.

I got a dog! And I didn't have to pay for it! <3

Ep. 4 is ready to rumble!

Thank you for reading!

Minecraft: Adventures in Derp! Ep. 2: Bad sheep!

Hey guys, It's Lgamerross here and now, it's time for...

MINECRAFT! ADVENTURES IN DERP!

Steve skin... I used my skin, though. SPOILER ALERT: Later, you find me as Lgamerross.

*Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaawn!* Good morning, creatures in Derp! I'm starving, I need food badly!

Lets go to the island using a boat!

Here is the island! Where I can eat some food.

Poor Cows. Please forgive me?
On the inside: Gimme, that, steak, NOW!

 So far, pretty good...

Got all the cows!

I need some stone. To make a furnace, of course!

Ka-ching! 8 Cobblestone blocks, for a furnace!

 I made my furnace! I'm also home, too. Those lily pads are strong, They broke 2 of my boats!

Mmmmm... Steak. (I placed my furnace in a corner you can't see).

I'm going to stalk that Witch down... I have a bad feeling about this, though.

It's getting dark... I'm going to slay some skeletons to get some bones! I'm coming for you, dogs! <3

I need to make a sword, My other is in bad shape, and I'll eat more steak.

4 creepers. 2 exploded, 2 died.

Skeletons! Word! But no bones :(

And a slime, too!

Level 5! The most awesome noise in the game!

Sheep, on an island really close to my house. Bad sheep. But be happy that you are alive.

I got a bone! Finally! And I look quite handsome with my armor :3.

I also built a chest, too. Here is my Furnace!

How I feel since I haven't died yet:

Here is a picture I drew on Paint! The picture I drew with pencils and paper is better.

Thanks for reading, guys! Ep. 3 Is on its way!

Minecraft: Adventures in Derp! Ep. 1: Laziness

Hey guys, It's Lgamerross here, and I will play Minecraft and start an epic Adventure!

MINECRAFT! ADVENTURES IN DERP!

You were thinking 'Fail adventures' If you weren't, Gratz. That's the world name.

 I'm going to call the world Derp. As the internet addict I am. Let's get this party started!

Oh yes! A pre-built house! And an NPC Villa... IT'S A WITCH OMG RUN!!!

*pant* OW! Hit by a potion...

Good, I think I lost her.... Is that a her or a him? Lets just snatch some wood... 

...some wood to make a crafting table. Oh yeah!

I made a wood pickaxe. Now, Lets get some stone for a stone sword!

I was too lazy to build my own house.

Oh, the house! I totally forgot about it! Lets make a staircase. I got a free crafting table and cauldron, lucky me! I made the sword, as you can see. (Oh, hey, it rhymes!)

A shaft... I can barely see... So much world luck... A pre-built house, this shaft, I wonder what else...

Let's get back to our adventure!

I have some stuff, I need a bed! Our quest: Find some sheep!

Chickens! This should keep me alive, considering that my food meter is low...

I ate the chicken, raw :P But hey! This should help us find some sheep.

I must mark where I am, this island is bigger than mine!

A wolf! I need to slay some Skeletons. I'm more of a dog person than a cat person. But I still love cats.

Cows, too! Leather and steak, nice...

This image is more large because I found the sheep! Gotta go, before I die!

*pant* *wheeze* I'm gonna... make it... *gasp* I made it! Food meter: 0%... I did it!

Craft a bed, Go to sleep. Good night, All creatures of Derp!

Now, Thank you, all for reading this, I can't wait to make episode 2!