Minecraft: Adventures in Derp! Ep. 1: Laziness

Hey guys, It's Lgamerross here, and I will play Minecraft and start an epic Adventure!

MINECRAFT! ADVENTURES IN DERP!

You were thinking 'Fail adventures' If you weren't, Gratz. That's the world name.

 I'm going to call the world Derp. As the internet addict I am. Let's get this party started!

Oh yes! A pre-built house! And an NPC Villa... IT'S A WITCH OMG RUN!!!

*pant* OW! Hit by a potion...

Good, I think I lost her.... Is that a her or a him? Lets just snatch some wood... 

...some wood to make a crafting table. Oh yeah!

I made a wood pickaxe. Now, Lets get some stone for a stone sword!

I was too lazy to build my own house.

Oh, the house! I totally forgot about it! Lets make a staircase. I got a free crafting table and cauldron, lucky me! I made the sword, as you can see. (Oh, hey, it rhymes!)

A shaft... I can barely see... So much world luck... A pre-built house, this shaft, I wonder what else...

Let's get back to our adventure!

I have some stuff, I need a bed! Our quest: Find some sheep!

Chickens! This should keep me alive, considering that my food meter is low...

I ate the chicken, raw :P But hey! This should help us find some sheep.

I must mark where I am, this island is bigger than mine!

A wolf! I need to slay some Skeletons. I'm more of a dog person than a cat person. But I still love cats.

Cows, too! Leather and steak, nice...

This image is more large because I found the sheep! Gotta go, before I die!

*pant* *wheeze* I'm gonna... make it... *gasp* I made it! Food meter: 0%... I did it!

Craft a bed, Go to sleep. Good night, All creatures of Derp!

Now, Thank you, all for reading this, I can't wait to make episode 2!