Minecraft: Adventures in Derp! Ep. 2: Bad sheep!

Hey guys, It's Lgamerross here and now, it's time for...

MINECRAFT! ADVENTURES IN DERP!

Steve skin... I used my skin, though. SPOILER ALERT: Later, you find me as Lgamerross.

*Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaawn!* Good morning, creatures in Derp! I'm starving, I need food badly!

Lets go to the island using a boat!

Here is the island! Where I can eat some food.

Poor Cows. Please forgive me?
On the inside: Gimme, that, steak, NOW!

 So far, pretty good...

Got all the cows!

I need some stone. To make a furnace, of course!

Ka-ching! 8 Cobblestone blocks, for a furnace!

 I made my furnace! I'm also home, too. Those lily pads are strong, They broke 2 of my boats!

Mmmmm... Steak. (I placed my furnace in a corner you can't see).

I'm going to stalk that Witch down... I have a bad feeling about this, though.

It's getting dark... I'm going to slay some skeletons to get some bones! I'm coming for you, dogs! <3

I need to make a sword, My other is in bad shape, and I'll eat more steak.

4 creepers. 2 exploded, 2 died.

Skeletons! Word! But no bones :(

And a slime, too!

Level 5! The most awesome noise in the game!

Sheep, on an island really close to my house. Bad sheep. But be happy that you are alive.

I got a bone! Finally! And I look quite handsome with my armor :3.

I also built a chest, too. Here is my Furnace!

How I feel since I haven't died yet:

Here is a picture I drew on Paint! The picture I drew with pencils and paper is better.

Thanks for reading, guys! Ep. 3 Is on its way!

Minecraft: Adventures in Derp! Ep. 1: Laziness

Hey guys, It's Lgamerross here, and I will play Minecraft and start an epic Adventure!

MINECRAFT! ADVENTURES IN DERP!

You were thinking 'Fail adventures' If you weren't, Gratz. That's the world name.

 I'm going to call the world Derp. As the internet addict I am. Let's get this party started!

Oh yes! A pre-built house! And an NPC Villa... IT'S A WITCH OMG RUN!!!

*pant* OW! Hit by a potion...

Good, I think I lost her.... Is that a her or a him? Lets just snatch some wood... 

...some wood to make a crafting table. Oh yeah!

I made a wood pickaxe. Now, Lets get some stone for a stone sword!

I was too lazy to build my own house.

Oh, the house! I totally forgot about it! Lets make a staircase. I got a free crafting table and cauldron, lucky me! I made the sword, as you can see. (Oh, hey, it rhymes!)

A shaft... I can barely see... So much world luck... A pre-built house, this shaft, I wonder what else...

Let's get back to our adventure!

I have some stuff, I need a bed! Our quest: Find some sheep!

Chickens! This should keep me alive, considering that my food meter is low...

I ate the chicken, raw :P But hey! This should help us find some sheep.

I must mark where I am, this island is bigger than mine!

A wolf! I need to slay some Skeletons. I'm more of a dog person than a cat person. But I still love cats.

Cows, too! Leather and steak, nice...

This image is more large because I found the sheep! Gotta go, before I die!

*pant* *wheeze* I'm gonna... make it... *gasp* I made it! Food meter: 0%... I did it!

Craft a bed, Go to sleep. Good night, All creatures of Derp!

Now, Thank you, all for reading this, I can't wait to make episode 2!

Minecraft; How to build a good house

An empty, flat space would obviously be recommended. 

Hey guys, It's Lgamerross here (I may use this as a "Hello" phrase, lol)

I am showing you a tutorial in how to make a good house in Minecraft! And yes, I am using
N8thanH's FreshCraft texture pack.

i know its hard to see, sorry, I didn't have a bed

So first off, you should add 4 columns of 6 blocks of wood of your choice (I know the picture has 5 but I made some changes in the other pictures) and a lot of people add wood!

Place your needed blocks (Chest, Brewing stand, etc.) anywhere (OBVIOUSLY!)

Planks; Birch, Wood; Oak

Add your Ceiling and walls. Don't forget torches to light up your house! And make sure that the Planks are
different woods then the other!

Windows would be good for extra lighting, at daytime, at least. And most houses you see have windows too! Just melt sand and place it anywhere.

The rooftop is good for many things: Sniping deck, Beautiful scenery... Spider battlefield? That works!
You just need to make a fence across the edges of your roof.

Do not make stairs outside to get up to your place; Creepers can blow up your house if you are slow (I have dealt with many Creeper-house explosions, it was annoying) Add a line of planks and ladders to go up to your rooftop.

Like a boss

A bunk bed makes your place look more cool! Add 3 planks up, 2 blocks apart and at the top of the 2 mini towers, add a plank in between them add a bed, not at the tip of the ladder, but 1 block in between them.

Like a boss x2!

Flooring other than dirt is also cool. Cobblestone on a floor is cool, But if you want a carpet, that wont be the easiest. Just use Sandstone or Cobblestone floors. Just a recommendation.

Design your house if you want. For those who want to, A flower pot with a plant is cool.
Make a bucket using bricks (Melt clay) If you don't know how to make a bucket, Bricks needed: 3
Middle left, bottom middle, and middle right.

And clay is found in ponds. It looks like light sand. use a pickaxe to get the clay.

A better picture of me and the finished house!

And my Chain Armor broke. It's sort of rare for Mobs wearing chain armor to drop,
At least it doesn't look like I'm wearing a dress anymore :D

This is my first tutorial in the blog. Thanks for reading! I had to go through a lot of annoying crap to make this;
Adventure for sheep, deaths, House explosions... yeah.


But whatever! That's the post. Thanks for reading!










Oh! Feb. 5 was my Cakeday! Here is me (Again) Jumping out of the cake!
Happy birthday me!

Oops! Dropped a candle! And the rain and wind! I hate smoke in my face!
And I'm not 3.

Realm of the Mad God

This is one of my favorite games.
This game is an 8-bit styled RPG game on the Internet.
A lot of people Rage Quit this game because when you die, you lose all your items, except for the ones in your vault.
Even the best items in the game!

There are 5 bags you will see in the game;
Brown, Purple, Cyan, Blue, and White.
Purple, Cyan, Blue and White are only seen by you, anyone can take brown.
There is something called "Soulbound"
Soulbound means Only seen/used by you
Most Nexus shop items (Nexus is the safe place) are Soulbound.

Consumed with use;
Stat pots (The Blue bags), Drake eggs (Nexus shop, non-soulbound and a part of Cyan bags)
Mean you can double-click or shift-click on the item to use them.

There are 14 Classes to unlock. The first you get is the Wizard, he does not suck, he has one of the
best abilities (Spells)

From yours truly, Lgamerross!